Heidi Montag wants a restraining order from her mother, then I'd like to declare a restraining order from LIFE AND STYLE (the magazine of course) and all the bullshit they post. They make such HUGE EFFING ORDEALS ABOUT RIDICULOUS STUFF AND REPEAT THE SAME BULLSHIT ABOUT 20X in the same mofo article. SERIOUSLY!? REALLY!? why!? SERIOUSLY?! REALLY!? WHY!? (kind of like what i just did).

SORRY, that you've lived such a privileged life HEIDI and that through the succession of your life, WHICH WAS GIVEN TO YOU BY YOUR PARENTS, YOU MET SPENCER. The love of your life. Okay done bantering.

Now lets post AMERICA'S FAVORITE SONG: