Dear Drake,

Message me for my number, I'll make it a point to never forget you. PROMISE.Promise, and I promise I like you for other reasons than your $, fame, the fact you were on the whitest show ever (Degrassi) and ability to meet Paris Hilton.

P.S. I HEARD HOW YOU KISSED THAT RANDOM ASS GIRLS NECK AT THE FURMAN CONCERT IN GREENVILLE, SC. I'M NOT DOWN FOR THAT SHIT. (Cough cough cough) I mean, if you happened to pick me at your next concert I wouldn't say no (cough cough cough)