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I bet she didn't buy those on sale!

I am over this years trend of hooker shoes.... (source) Why would anyone pay $49.95?

Don't you just love the fact I take the Forever XXI clutter and boil it down to a few cute items (since the store seems to carry more tacky than cute items). Pair this item with a cute belt, chucky hand gear and/or chucky earrings and you're ready to hit the clubs!

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"I see you girl. Yes, YOU at the bar lookin' cute."

Want to hear more lines like this when you go out this FRIDAY (without breaking your wallet)?

Only $15.80!

Apparently some random clique of kids in Charlotte, NC have decided that Silly Bandz are cool. I think they're tastefully tacky....(tastefully tacky= AKA FUGLY). BUT I MEAN there are a large amount of (pre)teens that think this is the hottest thing since ABERCROMBIE.

If you'd like to sport these freshly tacky (FUGLY) Silly Bandz and listen to Demi Lovato w/your windows rolled down then yeah, you rock it girl (or boy).

Click here to waste your money.

Two weeks ago I bought some dry shampoo ($4.50 @ Walmart)) from TRESemme's Fresh Start Collection and I have to say it was worth every PENNY AND THEN SOME. I ABSOLUTELY love it and would recommend it to anyone. The Bumble and Bumble crap might be good but .. for $4.50 I GOT THE SAME RESULTS and a fresh citrusy smell as well. It's SUPER SIMPLE TO USE and it'll save you a shit ton of time!

Want to share the FRESHNESS? Fresh songs, Fresh clothes, Fresh tech, Fresh youtube clips...(you get the idea).

If so, hit me up at Mahoney.moefresh@gmail.com.

Cheap and Cute Club Wear!

I just checked this website out and it was pretty awesome (in the slutty way). The deals are good (in the Forever21 range). Check it out for some skanked up club wear for this Friday's party!

Now this is STEAL: Buy now for $77.99!

Dear Sugar Daddy,

Instead of buying me drinks at a club, why not just completely sweep me off my feet by buying me a pair of these. They're only a little over a grand (by a little I mean $1395) and you can buy them online and have them directly shipped to me!

-Thanks.

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PLEASE, please, please save your $ and go feed the homeless person across the street or the cat that annoyingly comes by every week. THESE jeans are horrendous .. how are they going to try to sell them for $253 at Saks, I wouldn't even take them if someone paid me (well, depends on how much they would pay me..). I would have really loved the jeans if true religion had made the bright decision not to BLING the jeans out!

Hitting the clubs/bars tomorrow? Limited options due to suburbia? I suggest running to Express and picking this up or at least ordering it online for next week:

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It takes a real man to wear a V-neck. They're cheap, sexy and definitely a ladies favorite (just make sure you have a hot body underneath it). Whoever said $10.90 would NOT get you the ladies definitely had a beer gut.
Get the look for $10.90 at 21Men

For $375 it's almost a guarantee that you'll take the blonde chick home.
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